unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

(via l3tsg3tfad3d)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via theqhostinside)

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

(via thewonderbunny)

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via castle-sp-atl)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via l3tsg3tfad3d)

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

(via meinherzsprichtstaub)

sing-it-for-saint-jimmy:

the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it

(via queerwentz)